my team blows. i want a new one.
that draft took way too long.
these things are certain-
doug will once again finish in the cellar.
i will attempt to trade sosa first thing tomorrow due to the enormous buyers remorse i am feeling.
that kid phil's team will finish right above doug in the cellar.
jaron will infuriate someone with ridiculous trade proposals and the shit talking that ensues when whoever recieves the trade proposal calls him a jew bastard.
beyond that, anything is possible.
my pitching staff is very sketchy. we shall see.
Not only is was the draft order not random:
There was another shooter on the grassy knoll....we never landed on the moon...the Vatican controls every political person in the world....and we have captured aliens at Roswell and conducted autoposies on them.
A-L-B-E-R-T P-U-J-O-L-S!!!!!!!
its draft night. im stuck with the 6th pick. this sucks. i wanted to pick 3rd or fourth. and convieniently, doug has the first pick, followed by tom and slutts. jamil has been stuck with the last pick. i put forth the theory that this order is not random at all.
Am I still in doug? And if so, just for clarification, what is the draft day/time? I've seen like 3-4 different ones.
doug,
i thought we were going to have ten teams in this league. if we're stuck on nine, i have a cousin who would love to take the last spot. if you could let him in i'd really appreciate it. if not, that's cool. by the way, good call on changing the time of the draft. i expect to be more of a contender this season. all i have to do is stay away from drafting any reds.
thanks,
carlson
anger masturbation, eh? i prefer to think of it as a soothing mud mask while recieving a foot massage. ahhhhh, isnt that nice.
moving on, al teams suck, al players blow, and even if we go to both leagues, i for one will only draft nl players. and shitty ones at that, like eddie perez.
Blogging is anger masturbation. Trust me, you'll feel much better once you get done.
Knock yourself out, vent your frustrations, tell everyone how you really feel about your team.
